To anybody trying to do business online, on Craig's List, or anywhere:
Obviously, you shouldn't trust any replies that involve someone not being able to interact in person, or sending a check for extra with expectations of you paying the shipping company. Obvioulsy. Here is how to say "I hope your penis falls off and is eaten by a goat." in the most common offender languages. I include theses in all my replies to scams as the signature.
मुझे आशा है कि अपने लिंग बंद हो जाता है और एक बकरी द्वारा खाया.
Ek hoop jou penis val af en word deur 'n bok geëet.
Я надеюсь, что ваш пенис падает и едят козы.
Saya harap penis anda jatuh dan dimakan oleh seekor kambing.
I did this in like, three hours. That includes planning, which I just did as I went. This whole thing has led me to having two questions. One, why don't more people make resumes in html. And two, who the fuck is going to spend hundreds, if not thousands of hours, and spend hundreds, if not thousands of dollars on an overly complicated, hard to navigate, slow loading, glitchy website, that plays a midi file, a video, and has an ad that plays another video and four more that explode when you hover over them?Fuck that noise.